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The Spiral

George Iida, 1998,

In this Ringu sequel, which was released at the same time as the first film, almost every noteworthy survivor of the previous installment is killed off pretty much right away, and we soon start to learn that the series’s cursed-videotape shtick is a lot more complicated than everyone thought. The nature of that complication is revealed, as Hemingway would say, gradually, then suddenly, and I won’t spoil the cuckoo left turn it takes in the final act, but I will tell you that it is profoundly stupid. Such a turn is hardly disqualifying on its face; many a lowly genre film has crafted a delightfully gonzo spectacle from utter nonsense. But not this one. Any remotely interesting visual potential its ridiculous denouement may have had is completely ignored in favor of a multipage supervillain monologue.

The Spiral was a critical and commercial disappointment, and it was retconned a year later by Ringu 2, but apparently The Spiral’s side of the story amassed enough supporters to eventually continue in several Sadako 3D films years later. That’s an audience I don’t expect to join. For better or worse, I’ll see my compulsive streak through with Ringu 2 and the prequel Ringu 0, but I think that’ll be the end of the Ringu road for me.

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The Ring Two film poster

The Ring Two

I was pretty unkind to The Ring when it came out in 2002, going as far as to make regrettable use of the R-word, and upon rewatching it a couple dozen years later, I was pleased to find myself both more amenable to its silly urban-legend premise and less intent on having a strong opinion about its unremarkable execution. The movie is nothing special, but it’s a perfectly inoffensive way to spend a rainy Saturday… See more →

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Rings film poster

Rings

Matilda Lutz was the lead in this movie the same year she was the lead in Revenge, and I kind of wish I could do to this movie what she did to the dudes in that movie.

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Ring film poster

Ring

Our protagonist finds a cursed videotape that kills the viewer a week after they watch it, so she starts using her skills as a journalist to get to the bottom of it, and then almost immediately hands the whole project over to her ex-husband so she can rest her little brain, because she is, after all, just a girl. Oh, and her ex is able to unravel the mystery in fairly short order due to… See more →

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The Spiral film poster

The Spiral

In this Ringu sequel, which was released at the same time as the first film, almost every noteworthy survivor of the previous installment is killed off pretty much right away, and we soon start to learn that the series’s cursed-videotape shtick is a lot more complicated than everyone thought. The nature of that complication is revealed, as Hemingway would say, gradually, then suddenly, and I won’t spoil the cuckoo left turn it takes in the… See more →

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Ring 2 film poster

Ring 2

Whatever the Exorcist II apologists may tell you, its legendarily scatterbrained attempt to rationalize the irrational is not something to aspire to, even more so if you’re unwilling to match its level of sheer lunacy. Supernatural mythology, especially in Eastern traditions, is a lizard-brain beast with little use for reason, but like that ill-advised Exorcist sequel, Ringu 2 attaches electrodes to its spooks, making a fairly simple story of ghostly revenge into a drawn-out thesis… See more →

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