Barclays Center

Tonight I’m finally seeing @IronMaiden for the first time. All it took was for them to play two blocks from my apartment.

Beiber show in my hood tonight. Easily accessible via Long Island Railroad and 11 subway lines. The night air is a cacophony of car horns.

Two shows at Barclays Center tonight. All of Brooklyn’s car traffic is in the neighborhood, sounding off. @KevinHart4real, you owe me a beer

Barclays Center events haven’t wreaked as much havoc on the neighborhood as people feared, so tonight’s VMAs are showing them how it’s done.

And the hooting, writhing mass of douche burst forth from the Long Island Railroad, and our hero learned of the Swedish House Mafia.

Filed for future studies in value theory: The Rolling Stones are playing in my neighborhood next month. Tickets range from $99.50–$754.50.

Plenty of obnoxious post-concert Barclays Center foot traffic on the block tonight. This does not bode well.

Thought about getting tickets to one of Jay-Z’s inaugural Barclays Center concerts. All eight shows sold out instantly.