Air guitar

Reminder: this is tonight. Be kind to yourself for once and come on out to @johnnybrendas. twitter.com/robweychert/st…

Hey Philly, I’m performing at the @usairguitar semifinal at @johnnybrendas on Saturday. Come. You need this. johnnybrendas.com/event/1482208-…

Hey NYC, I’m judging the @usairguitar semifinal at @KnittingFactory on Friday. You probably don’t want to miss it. ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEv…

Eight years ago, I narrowly edged out a kid called Airistotle to become @usairguitar’s first Philly champ. Now that kid is the world champ.

After three 2nd place @AGWC finishes, Airistotle (@aYo_MattBurns) is finally your 2016 Air Guitar World Champion!

The 2016 Air Guitar World Championships (@AGWC) start at 1pm EDT. Go Team @usairguitar! Watch the live stream here: livestream.com/sahaprod/agwc2…

A fun and enlightening talk by my pal @SceneStealrEric on the creative lessons that led to his 2013 @AGWC win. youtu.be/ApErQ-bfS-w

Tonight is the first @usairguitar National Finals I’ve missed since I got in the game in 2008. It’s weird not to be there. Good luck to all!

This project is amazing, and she followed it up by becoming a 2016 @usairguitar national finalist. BEAST. twitter.com/Marquina/statu…

So last night was fun. twitter.com/beep/status/74…

Reminder: This is tomorrow! And I heard a rumor about a special Windhammer performance. twitter.com/robweychert/st…

Hey Boston, I’m judging Saturday’s @usairguitar Northeast Semifinal at @MidEastClub. It’ll be fun. You should come. ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEv…

We all admire @propublica’s investigative pedigree, but I worked here for three whole weeks before they discovered my air guitar career, so.

Wishing the best of luck to all the @AGWC dark horses tonight, especially my @usairguitar compatriots!

Huge congrats to Airistotle (@aYo_MattBurns) on becoming the first ever three-time @usairguitar champion!

Just got home from wrapping up another great season with @usairguitar. My skinned knee and 5:30am flight with nasty head cold were worth it.

AIRISTOTLE #airistotle

Portland! Come see me compete in the @usairguitar National Finals at the Hawthorne Theatre on August 8th! cascadetickets.com/event/?perform…

Important information for your Monday: My chest and abdominal hair grows back at a much faster rate than I expected.

My new air guitar persona, Friend Zone, led a few fans to make me aware of this amazing animation by @bombsfall: vimeo.com/64941331

Last night was one for the books. I’m proud to share the @usairguitar Eastern Conference Champion title with The Airtiste (@JeffreyLStiles)!

NYC! My new persona debuts at the @usairguitar Eastern Conference Finals on Saturday. Recommended if you like fun. boweryballroom.com/event/901373-u…

A belated congratulations to The Dreamcrusher, Leonitis, and Rockstache, who advanced at Philly’s @usairguitar qualifier on Friday!

Philly! I’m hosting the @usairguitar Qualifier at @johnnybrendas on 7/10! Spectate: johnnybrendas.com/event/869529-u… Compete: eventbrite.com/e/us-air-guita…

Last night I was the designated @usairguitar sherpa for judges @hellolanemoore, @michaelcmaronna, and @dtamberelli. They are THE BEST.

Maybe there’s a better method than the one I concocted, but achieving this effect was more complicated than I expected. It needs some cleanup, but I’m happy with the result.

In my dream, @trammell was wearing the Windhammer belt buckle.

Both of my performances from the 2014 Air Guitar World Championships (@AGWC): youtu.be/rwDVN9QYozA

The number six air guitarist in the world (earlier reports of fifth place were erroneous) is leaving Finland. Iceland, here we come!

Today I hiked Iso‑Syöte, Finland’s southernmost fell, with new friends from Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Finland, Japan, Russia, and the UK.

I am the number five air guitarist in the world, and overwhelmed by my friends’ support. Thank you all for watching and cheering. PARTY TIME

Showtime. Windhammer is contestant number four.

Took 4th place at tonight’s Dark Horse competition and qualified for the @AGWC World Final, streaming live tomorrow! kaleva.fi/ilmakitara

If I qualify in tonight’s @AGWC Dark Horse competition, I’ll move on to the World Final on Friday, which will be live streamed. Stay tuned!

“It’s interesting how much Cartesian Dualism relates to air guitar.”

FINLAND. Windhammer is coming.

Heading home from @usairguitar summer camp. Traces of cabbage, birthday cake, hot dogs, and glitter are still on the soles of my shoes.

AIRISTOTLE!

This is the highest honor I have ever received as a designer.

Headed to Kansas City for a few days of @usairguitar shenanigans with my favorite family of weirdos!

Not sure if this brand of genetically superior bull semen adopted my stage name knowingly, but I’m still honored. accelgen.com/catalog/semen-…

Okay, Philly. Head over to @johnnybrendas tonight, where I’m judging the final @usairguitar qualifier of the season. johnnybrendas.com/event/606865-u…