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Neil Hamburger

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Comedy: Newswire: Neil Hamburger’s “AXE body spray and sexual offenders” art contest didn’t go over so well with AXE

My favorite Neil Hamburger joke:

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers go under the bridge? Because there was a plate of shit there that they wanted to jack off into.

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Faith No More

“Why did Red Hot Chili Peppers go ‘Under the Bridge’? There was a plate of shit there that they wanted to jack off into.” — Neil Hamburger


Last time I saw Faith No More, I didn’t know how to make a web site, and Limp Bizkit opened. Tonight’s was a better show for a better time.

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