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2,076 movies I’ve watched since 2011

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Arsenic and Old Lace film poster

Arsenic and Old Lace

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Moonrise Kingdom film poster

Moonrise Kingdom

Though he occasionally rises above it, Wes Anderson’s real great talent is in actively, counter-intuitively preventing an emotional connection between character and audience. I have never seen anyone work so hard to undermine his own ostensible goals. In spite of the delight his twee aesthetic elicits from his fan base, Anderson’s characters tend to be lifeless props populating meticulously constructed dioramas which were designed to be admired from the outside.

If being emotionally impenetrable truly… See more →

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Once Upon a Time in America film poster

Once Upon a Time in America

A little star-rating math:

Sergio Leone’s overall command of the medium has us beginning at four stars. Alas, his palpable misogyny throughout the film shaves off the fourth star. Toward the end, we lose most of the third star with the reveal of a plot twist that bears the odd distinction of being both predictable and thoroughly implausible. The remaining sliver of that third star is melted away by the bewildering prominence of Ennio Morricone’s… See more →

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Prometheus film poster

Prometheus

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Steel Magnolias film poster

Steel Magnolias

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The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years film poster

The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years

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The Decline of Western Civilization film poster

The Decline of Western Civilization

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Eight Men Out film poster

Eight Men Out

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Misery film poster

Misery

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Shut Up Little Man! An Audio Misadventure film poster

Shut Up Little Man! An Audio Misadventure

In the late 1980s, two recent college graduates in San Francisco began making audio recordings of their elderly neighbors’ loud, drunken arguments, eventually amassing over fourteen hours of material. If you find that material fails to transcend momentary amusement, the ensuing story will follow suit. As the recordings become a phenomenon throughout underground tape-trading networks and spawn albums, comic books, theatrical productions, and feature films, the cult obsession over such a mundane artifact grows ever… See more →

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Black Angel film poster

Black Angel

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I Need That Record! film poster

I Need That Record!

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Battle Royale film poster

Battle Royale

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Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill film poster

Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill

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The Fly film poster

The Fly

The Fly is iconic for its premise, but its execution leaves much to be desired. It tries to turn a typically feathery 1950s nuclear family idyll on its ear with a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong, but ultimately only reinforces the status quo with a wholly undeserved happy ending. With the hero trapped unnoticed in plain sight, and the heroine taking the fall for his murder, the story is ready to end on a note… See more →

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From Beyond film poster

From Beyond

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Deep Red film poster

Deep Red

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976-EVIL II film poster

976-EVIL II

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The Fly film poster

The Fly

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Twisted film poster

Twisted

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Shivers film poster

Shivers

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The Pit film poster

The Pit

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Humanoids from the Deep film poster

Humanoids from the Deep

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Winnebago Man film poster

Winnebago Man

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Knuckle film poster

Knuckle

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Everyday Sunshine:  The Story of Fishbone film poster

Everyday Sunshine: The Story of Fishbone

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Carnage film poster

Carnage

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The Statue of Liberty film poster

The Statue of Liberty

Ken Burns was still finding his voice in 1985, and with Reagan in office, PBS was even more inclined than usual to document its federal benefactor through a few layers of gauze. So it’s not shocking that two thirds of The Statue of Liberty borders on peacetime jingoism, but it is disappointing. I had been hoping to learn about the marvel of engineering and diplomacy that was the statue’s origin, and I did. But in… See more →

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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil film poster

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

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Uncle Buck film poster

Uncle Buck

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The Hand that Rocks the Cradle film poster

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

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Adventures in Babysitting film poster

Adventures in Babysitting

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Air Guitar Nation film poster

Air Guitar Nation

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The Room film poster

The Room

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Chasing Ghosts: Beyond the Arcade film poster

Chasing Ghosts: Beyond the Arcade

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Scarface film poster

Scarface

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Caged Heat film poster

Caged Heat

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Best Worst Movie film poster

Best Worst Movie

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Troll 2 film poster

Troll 2

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Return of the Jedi film poster

Return of the Jedi

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The Empire Strikes Back film poster

The Empire Strikes Back

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Star Wars film poster

Star Wars

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Hanna film poster

Hanna

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Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith film poster

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

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Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones film poster

Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

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Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace film poster

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

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Brooklyn Bridge film poster

Brooklyn Bridge

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