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Film diary

2,058 movies I’ve watched since 2011

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Not of This Earth film poster

Not of This Earth

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Corman's World film poster

Corman's World

To begin with, I have no small amount of reverence for Roger Corman. Untold hours of my youth were spent in front of a 13″ television that screened the most outrageous low-budget horror movies my local video store had to offer. Aside from the cheap thrills provided, there was something inspiring about their scrappy production values: a sense that limited resources and skills need not obstruct one’s dreams, and that a creative endeavor’s ostensible shortcomings… See more →

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Wayne's World film poster

Wayne's World

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This Is Spinal Tap film poster

This Is Spinal Tap

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The Blues Brothers film poster

The Blues Brothers

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Fantasia film poster

Fantasia

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Sleepwalk with Me film poster

Sleepwalk with Me

I’ve been following Mike Birbiglia’s work for a few years now, which means I’ve heard this story several times before. Sleepwalk With Me had its origins in his stand-up act, which morphed into a one-man show, which became a book, which has now been adapted into a film. It’s a good story deserving of all these media, but it is still best told onstage with a microphone.

Birbiglia is a gifted storyteller, heartfelt and free… See more →

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Face/Off film poster

Face/Off

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The Trouble with Harry film poster

The Trouble with Harry

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Annie Hall film poster

Annie Hall

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Pinocchio film poster

Pinocchio

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs film poster

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Apropos of nothing, I’ve decided to watch all of Disney’s theatrical animated features in order of release date. Since Wreck-It Ralph’s release in November will bring the grand total up to fifty-two, it will take me exactly one year to watch them all if I do one film per week.

The marathon began tonight with 1937’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, a film of such tremendous historical significance that it’s almost impossible to… See more →

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Touch of Evil film poster

Touch of Evil

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Red Dawn film poster

Red Dawn

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The Big Doll House film poster

The Big Doll House

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Bridesmaids film poster

Bridesmaids

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Fist of Legend film poster

Fist of Legend

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Baseball film poster

Baseball

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The Queen of Versailles film poster

The Queen of Versailles

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Machete Maidens Unleashed! film poster

Machete Maidens Unleashed!

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American Grindhouse film poster

American Grindhouse

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Picasso Trigger film poster

Picasso Trigger

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Hard Ticket to Hawaii film poster

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

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Hit So Hard film poster

Hit So Hard

There’s a good story in here somewhere, but unfortunately this documentary about former Hole drummer Patty Schemel doesn’t seem to have much faith that it can reach very far outside Hole’s fan base. A lot of narrative polish it might have employed for the sake of the rest of us is eschewed in favor of making sure the fans get to hear about every last moment behind the scenes (and making damned sure everyone knows… See more →

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Last Days Here film poster

Last Days Here

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Michael film poster

Michael

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Into the Abyss film poster

Into the Abyss

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Safety Not Guaranteed film poster

Safety Not Guaranteed

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To Kill a Mockingbird film poster

To Kill a Mockingbird

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Resurrect Dead: The Mystery of the Toynbee Tiles film poster

Resurrect Dead: The Mystery of the Toynbee Tiles

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The Game film poster

The Game

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Rear Window film poster

Rear Window

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Arsenic and Old Lace film poster

Arsenic and Old Lace

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Moonrise Kingdom film poster

Moonrise Kingdom

Though he occasionally rises above it, Wes Anderson’s real great talent is in actively, counter-intuitively preventing an emotional connection between character and audience. I have never seen anyone work so hard to undermine his own ostensible goals. In spite of the delight his twee aesthetic elicits from his fan base, Anderson’s characters tend to be lifeless props populating meticulously constructed dioramas which were designed to be admired from the outside.

If being emotionally impenetrable truly… See more →

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Once Upon a Time in America film poster

Once Upon a Time in America

A little star-rating math:

Sergio Leone’s overall command of the medium has us beginning at four stars. Alas, his palpable misogyny throughout the film shaves off the fourth star. Toward the end, we lose most of the third star with the reveal of a plot twist that bears the odd distinction of being both predictable and thoroughly implausible. The remaining sliver of that third star is melted away by the bewildering prominence of Ennio Morricone’s… See more →

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Prometheus film poster

Prometheus

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Steel Magnolias film poster

Steel Magnolias

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The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years film poster

The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years

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The Decline of Western Civilization film poster

The Decline of Western Civilization

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Eight Men Out film poster

Eight Men Out

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Misery film poster

Misery

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Shut Up Little Man! An Audio Misadventure film poster

Shut Up Little Man! An Audio Misadventure

In the late 1980s, two recent college graduates in San Francisco began making audio recordings of their elderly neighbors’ loud, drunken arguments, eventually amassing over fourteen hours of material. If you find that material fails to transcend momentary amusement, the ensuing story will follow suit. As the recordings become a phenomenon throughout underground tape-trading networks and spawn albums, comic books, theatrical productions, and feature films, the cult obsession over such a mundane artifact grows ever… See more →

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Black Angel film poster

Black Angel

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I Need That Record! film poster

I Need That Record!

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Battle Royale film poster

Battle Royale

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Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill film poster

Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill

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The Fly film poster

The Fly

The Fly is iconic for its premise, but its execution leaves much to be desired. It tries to turn a typically feathery 1950s nuclear family idyll on its ear with a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong, but ultimately only reinforces the status quo with a wholly undeserved happy ending. With the hero trapped unnoticed in plain sight, and the heroine taking the fall for his murder, the story is ready to end on a note… See more →

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From Beyond film poster

From Beyond

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Deep Red film poster

Deep Red

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