Sunday morning jackhammer. 🌈

If I share my remaining days with only one companion, let it be the diesel engine that’s been idling outside my window for the past hour. 🌈

Early to bed
Early to rise
Fire up the bandsaw
Let’s redden some eyes
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Sunday morning jackhammer (reprise) 🌈🌈

gentle evening breeze
exposed as savage menace
by your car alarm
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Sunday Morning Jackhammer: The Return of the King 🌈🌈🌈

“This machine stands on the shoulders of giants: inventors of hammers, chisels, hydraulics. We honor them by breaking rocks at 7:20am.” 🌈

This morning’s road saw makes A Quiet Place’s vicious alien invaders who hunt with hypersensitive hearing seem like a beautiful fantasy. 🌈

When the prospect of shattering the pavement makes you too excited to wait until daylight. 🌈

Said the man in the vest to the crisp morning dew
The only thing better than one jackhammer
Is two
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5:30 a.m.
jazz fusion is his whole life
now it’s my life too

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neighbor’s car alarm
at 6:30 a.m. and
they keep hitting snooze

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3:20 a.m.
back into the loading dock
beeeep beeeep beeeep beeeep beeeep

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3:30 a.m.
offload the wheeled rubbish bins
RUMBLE CRASH RUMBLE

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truck arrives early
“Geotechnical Drilling”
POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND

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