If we’re forced to give women a voice in the Boy’s Club, then who’s next? The gays? We must stand against this tyranny. #flamergate

The Constitution was written by white men for white men. We mustn’t let others fraudulently claim rights by it. #framergate

Seinfeld STILL isn’t on Netflix. We as consumers demand the entertainment industry cater exclusively to our 20th century tastes. #kramergate

Circus journalism is overrun by “advocates” for better treatment of lions. We must protect the big top from corrosive LJW lies. #tamergate