Requesting creative suggestions for retribution to be delivered to the next person who comes to my door peddling religion. Let's hear 'em.

Most anti-religious-solicitor tactics suggested so far generally use nudity or feigned insanity. Good, but not unexpected. Anything else?

The 2nd crop of anti-religious-solicitor tactics is mostly about counter-proselytization. Good, but still looking for something inspired.

Thanks all for the fun anti-religious-solicitor ideas. @iamjolly rightly reminded me that I need only get him involved. He's got the touch.