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Otoboke Beaver

Otoboke Beaver

The six massive pillars in the middle of Underground Arts make the stage invisible to big chunks of the room, and when it’s a sold out show like this one, finding an even halfway decent sight line can be next to impossible if you don’t get there early. I’ve been burned by this a few times now, so I think going forward I’ll need to commit to early arrival or just skip the show.

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Assassin 33 A.D. film poster

Assassin 33 A.D.

I generally prefer to avoid Christian proselytizing and convoluted sci-fi but apparently if you put them together WE ARE IN BUSINESS

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That Was 2022

My year in review

Maude

Leah and I became dog parents early in 2022, adopting a 15-pound, two-year-old Jack Russell / Chihuahua mix. Knowing Roe v. Wade would soon be overturned, we named her Maude, after the Bea Arthur character, who in 1972 was the first sitcom character to have an abortion. Living with Maude has been a big adjustment, but after getting over the initial hump, I’m not sure how we ever lived without her. She loves belly… See more →

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Scared Stiff film poster

Scared Stiff

I’m not well versed in the Hong Kong school of “what if [title of recent successful American movie], but completely incoherent?,” but between Magic Crystal’s kung fu/E.T./Indiana Jones cocktail and Scared Stiff’s action/bromance/comedy take on Nightmare on Elm Street, I’m more than sufficiently compelled to investigate further.

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Saving Christmas film poster

Saving Christmas

I genuinely appreciate when a movie I know is going to be wretched proves to be significantly worse than I thought possible, so I have no regrets, but this was truly painful all the same.

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Archers of Loaf

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The Banshees of Inisherin film poster

The Banshees of Inisherin

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I’ve got a table at @phillyzinefest from 12–5 today. Come by and say hello!

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31st Philadelphia Film Festival: Animated Shorts Program

After having to cancel my plans to attend last month’s Ottawa International Animation Festival at the last minute, I was glad the Philadelphia Film Festival’s animated shorts program gave me a chance to get my fix. This was a pretty solid collection of films, encompassing a variety of styles and narratives. The overall tone was fairly dark, which is always fine with me, but several of the films also made a habit of just stopping… See more →

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“Weird Al” Yankovic

This was a bucket-lister for me, long overdue and worth the wait. It was also the second incarnation of Weird Al’s Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour, in which he plays all original songs rather than the pop parodies he’s famous for. And I realized at the show that I think I generally prefer his originals! Don’t get me wrong; it was super fun to hear the parody medley in the encore, especially the extended “Yoda”… See more →

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Melt-Banana

That rare four-band bill where everyone’s great. And as always, it is impossible to overstate how thoroughly @melt_banana rules.

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Barbarian film poster

Barbarian

I’m all for the post-A24 let’s-get-gnarly thing, but can we please do it with some more imagination?

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Otoboke Beaver

I’ve been waiting a long time for this night, and it did not disappoint!

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The Man Who Saved the World film poster

The Man Who Saved the World

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Rex: A Dinosaur's Story film poster

Rex: A Dinosaur's Story

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Mötley Crüe & Def Leppard

@defleppard

I may be living in a backsliding democracy, but at least I finally got to see the mighty Def Leppard!

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Kraftwerk 3-D

@kraftwerkofficial

Another one checked off the bucket list!

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Godzilla vs. Hedorah film poster

Godzilla vs. Hedorah

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Amyl and The Sniffers

@amylandthesniffers

Some stray notes:

  • Upchuck’s frontwoman is a powerful performer, but part of her schtick is taking swigs of water or beer and spraying them from her mouth onto the audience. Punk rock abandon or not, I’m astonished anyone doesn’t understand how the events of the past two years have made that kind of behavior 1,000 percent unacceptable.
  • Not to say any of their songs are bad, but Amyl and the Sniffers’ set list made me… See more →
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Everything Everywhere All at Once film poster

Everything Everywhere All at Once

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Low

Getting back into the swing of live music (again) with the greatest band in the world.

Not in the upper echelon of the many Low shows I’ve been to, mainly because I’m somewhat underwhelmed by the new record, Hey What, which I think they played in its entirety. And the rest of the setlist was a bit too familiar, made up mostly of songs they play at pretty much every show these days. Some are classics I’m always game to hear (“Sunflower”) and others not as much (“Monkey,” “Plastic Cup,” “No… See more →

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The Godfather film poster

The Godfather

I had seen theatrical screenings of The Godfather maybe two or three times before, and while the blemishes on those aging prints may have spoken to the ruin-porn enthusiast in me, there’s no denying they were a distracting real-world intrusion on a landmark work of fiction. For the 50th-anniversary restoration, it’s tempting to include the standard caveat about the magic inherent in film projection that’s lost in digital projection, but I’ve never been more convinced… See more →

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