Windhammer

Hey NYC: I hear Windhammer’s kooky cousin (the resemblance is uncanny) is in this @usairguitar competition tomorrow: ticketfly.com/purchase/event…

Danny Tamberelli, Windhammer, Lane Moore, Mike Maronna

In my dream, @trammell was wearing the Windhammer belt buckle.

Both of my performances from the 2014 Air Guitar World Championships (@AGWC): youtu.be/rwDVN9QYozA

I am the number five air guitarist in the world, and overwhelmed by my friends’ support. Thank you all for watching and cheering. PARTY TIME

Showtime. Windhammer is contestant number four.

FINLAND. Windhammer is coming.

This is the highest honor I have ever received as a designer.

Not sure if this brand of genetically superior bull semen adopted my stage name knowingly, but I’m still honored. accelgen.com/catalog/semen-…

Took 4th place at the @usairguitar Northeast Semifinal behind Airistotle, Ricky Stinkfingers, and Smiley Rod, who all advance to the Finals!

Game-day decision: I’ve accepted @usairguitar’s invitation to compete as a wildcard in tonight’s Northeast Semifinal. boweryballroom.com/event/586745-u…

The second of @RogerClark41’s NY1 @usairguitar Northeast Semifinal previews, featuring an interview with yours truly. ny1ne.ws/b1BSfA

Got up early to be on the teevee with @RogerClark41. @usairguitar Northeast Semifinal tonight! ny1ne.ws/b1BSfA

Last night was amazing. Not Windhammer’s best showing, but who cares? @LtFacemelter is your 2013 @usairguitar champion, as he should be.

For Windhammer fans who couldn’t make it, here’s video of my first round at the @usairguitar Northeast Semifinal: youtu.be/zYQKy9QgE1s

Congrats to Mean Melin (@SceneStealrEric), winner of the @usairguitar Northeast Semifinal! I tied for 2nd and am LA-bound for the finals!

People of NYC: Come see my alter-ego Windhammer compete at the @usairguitar Northeast Semifinal on Tuesday: boweryballroom.com/event/261053-u…

Had a blast judging last night’s @usairguitar Brooklyn Qualifier. Big thanks to @paul_mar and @TommyRocket for putting on a great event!

Well, that was one bewildered audience. (@ Highline Ballroom w/ 35 others) 4sq.com/129E3zw

Trying out the new Flickr iPhone app.

Now that I’ve been inducted into the @usairguitar Hall of Fame and my legacy is secure, my Jazz Odyssey phase begins. usairguitar.com/hall-of-fame/

Just got an automated e-mail from the company squatting on windhammer.com. They’re willing to sell it for a mere $10,000! High five!

Honored to be a part of @songadaymann’s @brooklynbeta theme song video! youtu.be/zx1dJT8YhUU

Whoa. instagr.am/p/NUGlBhzfxJ/

People of NYC: Windhammer needs you. Who has clippers and wants to shave my head today? I’ll buy you a beer or something like it.

Windhammer @usairguitar halftime shows: NYC tonight (Bowery Ballroom), Boston on Friday (Brighton Music Hall), DC on Saturday (9:30 Club).

Thanks for the kind words and congratulations, everyone! Windhammer would be nothing without such expressive fans.

It’s that time of year again.

A new comment recently appeared on an old Windhammer YouTube video, and it deserves to be a t-shirt: “LOVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK”

To get you in the mood for today’s Air Guitar World Championships, here’s Windhammer’s Round 1 from the National Finals: youtu.be/N1aG2A8HVbA

The TSA has once again kept us safe from the tyranny of the Windhammer belt buck @ JFK John F. Kennedy International gowal.la/c/4DkBg

Folgers had it wrong. The best part of waking up is the @usairguitar Windhammer trading card in your inbox. usairguitar.com/post/684704349…

Philly fans know how to make a guy feel loved. I am beyond honored to represent them again at the @usairguitar National Finals on July 23rd!

My TMZ debut is less scandalous than I might have hoped. tmz.com/2011/06/16/201…

Windhammer took third place last night, though not for lack of fan support: flic.kr/p/9TTxmX. Congrats to the unstoppable Airistotle!