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Film diary

2,101 movies I’ve watched since 2011

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Alien film poster

Alien

It’s hard to pin down the horror/sci-fi alchemy that makes Alien work so well, but probably more than anything else, its landmark production design is indispensable, drawing the viewer helplessly into its lived-in world, making the film’s claustrophobic dread palpable.

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Carrie film poster

Carrie

Carrie is one of the better Stephen King adaptations, thanks largely to Sissy Spacek’s fragile performance and its memorably masterful climax. Still, I always feel like the first hour is mostly just something to sit through while waiting for the big moment.

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Beauty Is Embarrassing film poster

Beauty Is Embarrassing

It’s hard not to be inspired by Wayne White’s restless creative spirit and whimsical, hand-crafted artworks across an array of media, and his cheerfully acerbic raconteur skills make the story of his journey as an artist that much more entertaining.

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The Lego Movie film poster

The Lego Movie

The Lego Movie is probably the best unabashed, 100-minute toy commercial anyone is ever likely to see. It certainly helps that the toy on offer has a long history of superior quality, and that the imagination- and creativity-focused brand values the film is designed to bolster are essentially unassailable. But it still could have been a disaster in the wrong hands, especially given the cloying, self-acknowledged cliché at the center of it: You are special.… See more →

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Elena film poster

Elena

Elena is a character study of an aging housewife who is frustrated by her wealthy husband’s refusal to offer financial assistance to her struggling son (from a previous marriage) and his family. It’s hard to tell how much one’s appreciation of the film is contingent upon their understanding of the class divide in post-Soviet Russia (mine is admittedly limited). Every plodding, beautifully shot moment of its excessive runtime is an overt examination of one or… See more →

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In the House film poster

In the House

A pompous high school literature teacher, Germain, encourages the troubling voyeurism of a promising (and manipulative) student, Claude, intending to help Claude improve his writing. But as Claude’s story becomes increasingly invasive into the real lives of his characters, Germain’s motives as an instructor come into question. Within that premise, In the House is an exploration of the audience’s role as a participant in art, and in particular the audience’s complicity in the sins of… See more →

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Tell No One film poster

Tell No One

An inventive and well-constructed mystery thriller that consistently intrigues without ever veering too far into pulp. A few too many answers pile up at the end for the resolution to be completely satisfying, but overall, I really enjoyed the ride.

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa film poster

Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa

If you’ve seen Johnny Knoxville’s hilarious Irving Zisman schtick in the Jackass movies, you know what to expect from Bad Grandpa, and it delivers. But trying to use an actual story to string together its collection of pranks and gags disrupts the pace and dilutes the comedy. The absence of character development was never a problem for the Jackass series before, so I’m not sure why they decided to try it here. The closing credits… See more →

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12 O'Clock Boys film poster

12 O'Clock Boys

There’s a strange narrative conflict at the heart of 12 O’Clock Boys. On one hand, the broader story of Baltimore’s brand of impoverished urban escapism through reckless dirt bike riding probably could have been told well enough in a short film. The local news clips and interviews with riders get pretty repetitive after awhile. On the other hand, following its charismatic protagonist, Pug, through three of his formative years (ages 12–15) offers a valuable glimpse… See more →

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Berberian Sound Studio film poster

Berberian Sound Studio

A wonderfully atmospheric, somewhat Lynchian portrait of emotional deterioration, with no small amount of affection for giallo films and the analog audio era. Excellent score by James Cargill and the late Trish Keenan of Broadcast.

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The Wolf of Wall Street film poster

The Wolf of Wall Street

I was 22 before I finally saw The Godfather. I previously had no interest in mob movies, mainly because of what I knew about Tommy DeVito, Joe Pesci’s character in Goodfellas, whose maniacal extortionist with an intolerable sense of entitlement I took to be the genre’s dominant archetype. While it turned out that wasn’t entirely off-base, I was pleased to find many Mafia stories richer than I expected.

Fifteen years later, The Wolf of Wall… See more →

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Her film poster

Her

In Her, the central romance between Theodore (Joaquin Phoenix) and his artificially intelligent operating system Samantha (Scarlett Johansson) is developed almost entirely through conversation, since Samantha doesn’t have a physical presence. As a result, virtually everything either character thinks or feels is plainly stated aloud, giving viewers little to assess for themselves. The film is its own CliffsNotes. And while it touches on various difficulties inevitable to a relationship between a metaphysically boundless AI and… See more →

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Computer Chess film poster

Computer Chess

Computer Chess is a paradox. It appears to be a (successful) attempt to be as dry and impenetrably arcane as its subject can be, even for people who might be interested in that subject. In theory, it’s a compelling experiment, but its very definition requires that it offer no rewards, and for the most part, it meets that requirement.

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Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me film poster

Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me

Any film that sets out to play a bunch of Big Star music and talk to people in the know about how it was made and why it’s great can’t really go wrong, and this one doesn’t. But while the early acts offer engaging coverage of the birth of Memphis’s legendary Ardent Studios, Big Star’s formation, and the great records that followed, what comes after is a bit murky. There is much hypothesizing about why… See more →

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Trading Places film poster

Trading Places

This was good for a few chuckles, but I expected more from the collective comedic pedigree involved. There are plenty of gags reminiscent of other John Landis classics like The Blues Brothers and Three Amigos, but Trading Places just doesn’t have the same heart. That said, as a Philadelphia area native, I did appreciate the many location shots as a great snapshot of the city in 1983.

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Dallas Buyers Club film poster

Dallas Buyers Club

McConaughey is excellent, but the redemption story is pretty by-the-numbers, and is ultimately overpowered by a rather shrill anti-FDA polemic.

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Elf film poster

Elf

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Inside Llewyn Davis film poster

Inside Llewyn Davis

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GLOW: The Story of The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling film poster

GLOW: The Story of The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling

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Black Christmas film poster

Black Christmas

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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation film poster

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

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The Nightmare Before Christmas film poster

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Somehow I never noticed the US foreign policy allegory happening here.

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Blackfish film poster

Blackfish

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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire film poster

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

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Congo film poster

Congo

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Graceland film poster

Graceland

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Fargo film poster

Fargo

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Lore film poster

Lore

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The Rape of Europa film poster

The Rape of Europa

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West of Memphis film poster

West of Memphis

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Zero Dark Thirty film poster

Zero Dark Thirty

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We Steal Secrets: The Story of WikiLeaks film poster

We Steal Secrets: The Story of WikiLeaks

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Evocateur: The Morton Downey Jr. Movie film poster

Evocateur: The Morton Downey Jr. Movie

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War Witch film poster

War Witch

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The Kid with a Bike film poster

The Kid with a Bike

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35 Up film poster

35 Up

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A Band Called Death film poster

A Band Called Death

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Maniac film poster

Maniac

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The Conjuring film poster

The Conjuring

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The Initiation film poster

The Initiation

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My Bloody Valentine film poster

My Bloody Valentine

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Near Dark film poster

Near Dark

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Drag Me to Hell film poster

Drag Me to Hell

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The Descent film poster

The Descent

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Braindead film poster

Braindead

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The Thing film poster

The Thing

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Black Sunday film poster

Black Sunday

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Maniac film poster

Maniac

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Pulse film poster

Pulse

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The Vanishing film poster

The Vanishing

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