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2,076 movies I’ve watched since 2011

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A Man Escaped film poster

A Man Escaped

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Escape from Alcatraz film poster

Escape from Alcatraz

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The Great Escape film poster

The Great Escape

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Chicken Run film poster

Chicken Run

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Abacus: Small Enough to Jail film poster

Abacus: Small Enough to Jail

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The Handmaiden film poster

The Handmaiden

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It Follows film poster

It Follows

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F/X film poster

F/X

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The Lady from Shanghai film poster

The Lady from Shanghai

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Tangerine film poster

Tangerine

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My Life as a Zucchini film poster

My Life as a Zucchini

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Star Wars film poster

Star Wars

A video essay about how Star Wars was saved in the edit inspired me to finally watch Harmy’s Despecialized Edition, which had been sitting on my hard drive for years. Not having seen the original practical effects in decades, I expected them to look a lot rougher than they did. Their toyetic artifice is definitely apparent, but knowing how much of a leap forward they were in 1977—the industry drafted behind this achievement for well… See more →

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Fist of Fury film poster

Fist of Fury

Bruce Lee’s electrifying fight scenes may be the primary draw, but Nora Miao’s amazing outfit is a close second. I didn’t expect this to be the case, but Gordon Chan’s loose remake with Jet Li, Fist of Legend, is a superior film in nearly all respects.

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National Treasure film poster

National Treasure

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I, Tonya film poster

I, Tonya

Biopics are an almost universally boring and unnecessary category, but I, Tonya subverts that by a) relitigating a scandal and depicting as a hero someone long understood to be a villain, and b) being brutally entertaining. Its pitch-black comedy is reminiscent of The Wolf of Wall Street, with inferior style but a vastly more appealing and sympathetic protagonist. As Tonya Harding and her mother, Margot Robbie and Allison Janney own the film, and without performances… See more →

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Labyrinth film poster

Labyrinth

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Amour film poster

Amour

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Call Me by Your Name film poster

Call Me by Your Name

Call Me by Your Name strikes me as an important achievement, but one that doesn’t speak to me as much as I had hoped, at least not as much as Carol or Moonlight, the other recent queer crossover hits that are inevitably offered for comparison. The gulf between its adolescent protagonist’s cosmopolitan intellectualism and my own experiences as a teen may be a factor, and it doesn’t help that I am definitely not a fan… See more →

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The Shape of Water film poster

The Shape of Water

A sweet fairy tale, easily the best of the small handful of Guillermo del Toro films I’ve seen. My one gripe is that it relies so heavily on the (strong) appeal of Sally Hawkins’ and Richard Jenkins’ performances that the film sags when they’re not onscreen. Michael Shannon is a serviceable villain, but his contours aren’t nuanced or idiosyncratic enough to justify the amount of attention del Toro lavishes on him.

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Sisters film poster

Sisters

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Finding Dory film poster

Finding Dory

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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story film poster

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

I liked this so much more the second time!

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Prince: Sign O' the Times film poster

Prince: Sign O' the Times

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The World's End film poster

The World's End

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Hot Fuzz film poster

Hot Fuzz

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Shaun of the Dead film poster

Shaun of the Dead

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The Apartment film poster

The Apartment

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi film poster

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Much as The Force Awakens strongly echoes A New Hope, many elements of The Empire Strikes Back are recognizable in The Last Jedi:

  • A budding Jedi, Rey (née Luke Skywalker), seeks training from a master, Luke Skywalker (née Yoda), isolated on an obscure planet, Ahch-To (née Dagobah).
  • Meanwhile, her friends in the Resistance (née Rebellion) are on the run from the First Order (née Empire).
  • A rogue named DJ (née Lando Calrissian) comes to their aid… See more →
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens film poster

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri film poster

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

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Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed film poster

Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed

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Girl Shy film poster

Girl Shy

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Godzilla film poster

Godzilla

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The Disaster Artist film poster

The Disaster Artist

Greg Sestero’s 2013 memoir, The Disaster Artist, tells the story of his unlikely friendship with Tommy Wiseau, a bizarre and mysterious man more than two decades Sestero’s senior. Both men dream of movie stardom, and the book centers on the making of The Room, Wiseau’s self-financed and uniquely terrible feature film, which later inspired an enduring cult following. Anyone reading the memoir is probably already a fan of The Room, and hoping to gain some… See more →

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The Room film poster

The Room

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The Tale of Zatoichi Continues film poster

The Tale of Zatoichi Continues

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The Untouchables film poster

The Untouchables

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The Big Sick film poster

The Big Sick

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The Dinner film poster

The Dinner

If I were a congressman running for governor, and my son and my nephew committed an appalling crime together, the first thing I would do is arrange a dinner date to discuss the matter in a public place with my unstable brother.

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The Prestige film poster

The Prestige

Like the magic trade itself, this movie is a silly thing that takes itself way too seriously.

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The Florida Project film poster

The Florida Project

When I see a new film of almost universal acclaim, sometimes I go out of my way to read the negative reviews to get a little distance from the zeitgeist. In the case of The Florida Project’s negative reviews, I saw a few patterns:

  • the expected backlash against the critical consensus
  • the frustration of viewers who prefer more traditional narratives
  • locals objecting to the portrayal of Florida
  • accusations of poverty porn

One flavor of… See more →

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Loving Vincent film poster

Loving Vincent

I generally appreciate starry-eyed visionaries following through on ill-advised, shoot-for-the-moon ideas, even when the results are underwhelming. There are lessons to be learned and inspiration to be taken, and some demonstrable good is likely to come of it eventually. That said, I wish Loving Vincent, the first animated feature film to be constructed from tens of thousands of oil paintings, were more of an achievement than a stunt.

Narratively, it’s a fairly stale exercise in… See more →

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Hollywood Cop film poster

Hollywood Cop

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Young Rebels film poster

Young Rebels

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Killing American Style film poster

Killing American Style

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Samurai Cop film poster

Samurai Cop

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Too Funny to Fail: The Life & Death of The Dana Carvey Show film poster

Too Funny to Fail: The Life & Death of The Dana Carvey Show

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