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2,079 movies I’ve watched since 2011

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Street Trash film poster

Street Trash

Why in the world did it take me so long to see Street Trash?! It might be the most grotesque film I’ve ever seen, and its gleeful commitment to thorough vulgarity wouldn’t be a virtue if it weren’t made with such flair. It’s several steps above what I remember of the Troma movies, but doesn’t quite reach the bravura heights of Sam Raimi’s and Peter Jackson’s early splatstick gems. Street Trash is apparently also the… See more →

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The Invisible Man film poster

The Invisible Man

Neither the trailer nor writer/director Leigh Whannell’s bonafides in the Saw and Insidious franchises gave me much confidence that this Invisible Man remake would be any good, so its overall high quality is a very pleasant surprise indeed. Its loudest moments are its weakest, but thankfully it spends much of its time quietly plumbing the depths of Elisabeth Moss’s crippling PTSD. If there is to be a modern version of the scream queen, may Moss’s… See more →

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The Invisible Man film poster

The Invisible Man

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Long Weekend film poster

Long Weekend

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It's Alive film poster

It's Alive

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Sugar Hill film poster

Sugar Hill

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Ganja & Hess film poster

Ganja & Hess

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Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror film poster

Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror

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The Dawn Wall film poster

The Dawn Wall

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Mom and Dad film poster

Mom and Dad

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2020 Ottawa International Animation Festival

I wasn’t able to make my annual trip to Ottawa this year for obvious reasons, but thankfully, in lieu of canceling the festival, they took the whole thing online, so I was still able to get my animation fix. Since all kinds of events have had to rapidly move online this year with wildly varying results, I kind of expected it to be a shit show, but with the exception of a few hiccups, I… See more →

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My Octopus Teacher film poster

My Octopus Teacher

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I'm Thinking of Ending Things film poster

I'm Thinking of Ending Things

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The Muppets film poster

The Muppets

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Aliens film poster

Aliens

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My Neighbor Totoro film poster

My Neighbor Totoro

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Leave Her to Heaven film poster

Leave Her to Heaven

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Blue Crush film poster

Blue Crush

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Class Action Park film poster

Class Action Park

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Bill & Ted Face the Music film poster

Bill & Ted Face the Music

Sweet, dumb, fun. No more than I needed from it, and no less.

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The Fugitive film poster

The Fugitive

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Sullivan's Travels film poster

Sullivan's Travels

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Yes, God, Yes film poster

Yes, God, Yes

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Relic film poster

Relic

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The Money Pit film poster

The Money Pit

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The Nightingale film poster

The Nightingale

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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse film poster

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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Winchester film poster

Winchester

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Child's Play film poster

Child's Play

A handful of the adults in this are written and performed with noticeably more warmth than is typical of mainstream fright flicks, and Aubrey Plaza in particular is given real latitude to employ her considerable talents. Unfortunately she’s sidelined after the first act in favor of her kid and his friends, all of whom are pretty stock, and nu-Chucky doesn’t hold a candle to the original. All in all, though, this is slightly better than… See more →

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Dirty Dancing film poster

Dirty Dancing

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The Devil's Advocate film poster

The Devil's Advocate

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Babyteeth film poster

Babyteeth

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The Social Network film poster

The Social Network

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Uncle Sam film poster

Uncle Sam

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The Jerk film poster

The Jerk

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Hard Eight film poster

Hard Eight

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Phantasm film poster

Phantasm

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Crazy World film poster

Crazy World

Charming but exhausting. The action is too quick, the plot is too slow, and at 65 minutes, it runs at least four times longer than it needs to. Also, given the abject poverty constantly on display, I was distracted for most of the movie wondering how the profit sharing works when a no-budget DIY flick like this gets international distribution. Oh, and having not set foot in a movie theater in four months, the Alamo… See more →

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Your Friend Andrew W.K. film poster

Your Friend Andrew W.K.

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Da 5 Bloods film poster

Da 5 Bloods

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Blow the Man Down film poster

Blow the Man Down

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Can't Hardly Wait film poster

Can't Hardly Wait

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The Trip to Greece film poster

The Trip to Greece

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Phase IV film poster

Phase IV

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The Cable Guy film poster

The Cable Guy

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Dead Reckoning film poster

Dead Reckoning

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Verotika film poster

Verotika

First things first: no, Verotika isn’t the new The Room. Maybe this is splitting hairs, but it’s more Ed Wood than Tommy Wiseau, which is fitting given that Wood is the poster boy for the kind of 1950s schlock that shaped much of Glenn Danzig’s imagination.

Like Wood’s films, Danzig’s Verotika is obliviously, bewilderingly badly conceived and made, often comically so, but it’s ultimately a slog. Of its three segments, the first is by far… See more →

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John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City film poster

John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

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Inception film poster

Inception

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