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Damien Leone, 2016,

Another practical effects showreel barely disguised as a movie featuring the maniacal killer Art the Clown, a try-hard whose yearning to be a horror icon is as plain (and plainly mortifying) as our Commander in Chief’s yearning for a Nobel Prize. Despite the fact that Art, after being introduced gearing up Rambo-style in an unearned montage, indulges in some hacksaw shenanigans nasty enough to arouse the kind of guy who owns more than one Cannibal Holocaust t-shirt, I found myself checking to see how much time was left roughly every two minutes, less out of shock or disgust than sheer apathy. There’s just nothing of interest here.