Five years ago today, @ChamberMonster arrived in Philadelphia and changed my life for the better. Somehow I haven’t scared her off yet.

As of tonight, @ChamberMonster has been putting up with me for six years. Everyone should buy her shots.

Seven years with my @ChamberMonster. I am a lucky duck.

Eight years ago today, I met my @ChamberMonster on the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art. I did not yet know that it was the best day.

Yesterday marked nine years with my @ChamberMonster. We celebrated by both completely forgetting the anniversary.

Aaaaand we both forgot our anniversary again. 12 years with @ChamberMonster and I’m still dumbfounded by my luck. 💘

Me, waking up and realizing today makes 13 years with @ChamberMonster. 😴😞😑😐🤔😮🙂😀😃😍

Fifteen years with @chambermonster. 💗💗💗