April 2015

God damn, I’m gonna miss Jon Stewart.

“…good intentions do not absolve you of your complicity in harming others.” rookiemag.com/2015/04/far-aw…

I stopped wondering if I qualified as a New Yorker after the third time I appeared on the cover of The New Yorker.

My new favorite bit of movie trailer exposition (from trailers.apple.com/trailers/indep…).

Happy Artificial Scarcity Day, vinyl junkies! Have fun getting angry at the eBay monster you created!

Okay, the box doesn’t even fit in my cabinet, but Family Size Lucky Charms were on sale, and what am I, made of stone?

Sometimes I worry that I don’t eat enough vegetables, but then I remember that Black Sabbath is still alive and consequences are a myth.

So aolsystemmsg is like, “Hello. Facebook Chat through AIM is going away as of April 15th,” and I’m like, “THAT WAS AN OPTION?!”

Tonight I cashed in last year’s birthday present from @jasonsantamaria and now our kitchen knife skills are basically incredible.

Maybe there’s a better method than the one I concocted, but achieving this effect was more complicated than I expected. It needs some cleanup, but I’m happy with the result.

Just learned of the latest uprising of reactionary nerds. Hey guys, ever wonder why people think the stuff you like is made for children?

A morning spent managing storage on my iOS devices is a good reminder that I’m rooting for the web.

I had a super fun time briefly sharing the stage with @alexkoll, @BVPcomedy, @julianvelard, and @HarMarSuperstar at @UnionHallNY last night!

Good morning, people of Twitter, it is a new day! WHOM SHALL WE TARGET

Here is a sampling of new music I got into in March: rd.io/x/QFyuL4YL7g/