June 2011

A queue makes sense for @netflix’s DVD service, but not for Instant, and both of them are seriously hurting for good browsing functionality.

Read the full response letter. It is enjoyable.

You know what? In the war of What Sucks Less, I’m publicly drawing the battle lines. Crystal Skull. Better than Temple of Doom. Fuck you.

For a company with a finite list of products at very specific sizes, @Luludotcom’s packaging is pretty obnoxious. yfrog.com/kjye3wj

My Top 2 #lastfm Artists: Battles (12) & Puerto Rico Flowers (10) tweekly.fm/twitter/robweycher…

Anything about Awesome is going to be a fun read, but how rad is that paper sculpture?!

Folgers had it wrong. The best part of waking up is the @usairguitar Windhammer trading card in your inbox. usairguitar.com/post/684704349…

Heartbreaking: “To the people who stole my Les Paul” vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/ms…

Hmm, 6/23. 6 ÷ 2 = 3. 3² = 9. 6 + 2 + 3 = 11. 9/11. So tell me, @jasonsantamaria, how do terrorists celebrate their birthdays?

In Brooklyn today, the most popular place to be was in front of my moving bicycle.

Q: How much construction work does one neighborhood block need? A: All of it. All of the construction work.

Even from the insurmountable egos involved, the bloated boasting on display here is a painful read. But I have to admit I’m curious to hear this record, even if it’s a morbid curiosity.

At my father’s funeral, I met many of his friends and colleagues who knew me from the @usairguitar videos he proudly showed them.

Happy Father’s Day, Dad. I miss you.

Philly fans know how to make a guy feel loved. I am beyond honored to represent them again at the @usairguitar National Finals on July 23rd!

Oh, Philly. I missed you.

If the @usairguitar crew and I should die, know that we were seeing how much speed was needed to take the banana peel off the windshield.

Back in Boston for the first time since I moved. They still have that river.

My TMZ debut is less scandalous than I might have hoped. tmz.com/2011/06/16/201…

Windhammer took third place last night, though not for lack of fan support: flic.kr/p/9TTxmX. Congrats to the unstoppable Airistotle!

For generations to come, today will be remembered by all the world’s nations as W Day, and it will be observed with hushed reverence.

Mad Max: Beyond Tripoli

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Tombs (37), Fucked Up (27) & The Album Leaf (11) tweekly.fm/twitter/robweycher…

Time for Tombs to blast the residue of this crappy day off me. @ Studio at Webster Hall gowal.la/c/4p8TJ

Holy shit, Tombs was fucking fantastic. A sound like theirs can easily turn into a murky mess live, but they brought it to terrifying life.

Each constipated syllable from that fucking Geico guy is more horrid than the last. @hulu, please, I don’t even own a car.

First @CalexicoNYC burrito of the season. Deliciousness completely worthy of the required exposure to my nemesis. flic.kr/p/9RzXQD

Inviting more than one person to an event on Facebook is kind of like playing Risk.

Will you witness Windhammer’s wallop next week? NYC 6/15, Brooklyn (TBD) 6/16, Boston (halftime show) 6/17, Philly 6/18. usairguitar.com/tickets

I’ve been looking forward to this one for awhile. July!

Are there actually people that have been eagerly anticipating Duke Nukem Forever all these years? If so, how can I help them?

Breakfast

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the infectious joy of @jessiarrington: ted.com/talks/jessi_ar…

Enjoyed Birthday Beer Friday maybe a bit too much. Ended the night by banging my knee on the coffee table hard enough to go a little blind.

My favorite Neil Hamburger joke:

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers go under the bridge? Because there was a plate of shit there that they wanted to jack off into.

Thank you everyone for making this the best internet birthday yet. I hope your enemies get paper cuts!

These days, I spend most of my time just being amazed and annoyed by how loud everything is.