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On paper, this would make me roll my eyes, but I have to admit the trailer makes me want to see it.

Just in case the Republicans weren’t making it crystal clear who they are today: nyti.ms/fYAVGD

Yowza, there’s a ton of great stuff in this month’s 100 $5 albums from @amazonmp3. I picked up ten of ’em. amazon.com/s/ref=amb_link…

This is funny, but mostly pretty obvious. However, the barbecue bit at 1:40 is priceless.

Getting a late start on 2011 music with a great little EP from my reverb-drenched Boston pals The Fagettes: thefagettes.bandcamp.com

“The problem of sexual abuse of minors is being addressed […] in only one sector of society, the Catholic Church.” Wow. http://bit.ly/frVtQQ

I don’t like the execution, but the idea is adorable.

Proud of my lady and her colleagues. iamdrtiller.com/safeabortion

This is more like it.

Hoping my people in New Zealand are okay. nyti.ms/gh7mOd

I think this guy is serious. Therefore, I think he is a tool.

Watched Odd Future’s Fallon performance like five times today. Just fucking fantastic. youtu.be/XlGWRPnp0ok

I wish there was more information here. Is this inflation-adjusted? How are sales distributed across singles, albums, etc?

You want someone to beat you because they’re more skilled than you, not because they’re more brutal than you.

On a similar note, I would really like to see a scientific study done that determines the likelihood of a cyclist being hit by a car while wearing a helmet versus not wearing a helmet.

The spread for activities 8 and 9 (image 5 of 9) completely kills me.

I am in favor of Trump being the Republican nominee, if only because I love the idea of my mom voting Democrat.

If the material is as sturdy as it needs to be, then this is awesome.

How was I supposed to take religion seriously when it insisted I be terrified of this man? youtu.be/5P4uir-GSVg

Hey Alanis, THIS is ironic:

Naturally, this book was considered extremely dangerous by the victorious Allies when they occupied Germany at the end of World War II. Copies of this book were confiscated and destroyed by the tens of thousands with the result that few originals survived the war and fewer yet survived complete and in good condition.

I’m not sure there has ever been a subject more deserving of a documentary probe than this one.

The Nerduo owns you. nerduo.com

I’m sure a filmmaker who hadn’t already made his name on the back of the corporate machine would have no difficulty independently marketing and distributing his shitty films to the level of success that awaits Kevin Smith’s heroic new venture. After all, what “masturbating stoner” doesn’t already have over a million Twitter followers?

Ownership of the Zen Riffer means being the punch line to the joke that is the Zen Riffer. zenriffer.com

Travis’s vocals on “What Do You Want Me to Say” are kind of terrible, but they sound fucking great otherwise. Can’t wait to see them next week.

Khoi does a pretty fantastic job of encapsulating Mad Men’s virtues.

As far as I can tell, In Focus doesn’t have its own RSS feed. C’mon!

If Archers tour, my show-going ratio of current bands to reunited bands may just tip irrevocably into "you are old and irrelevant" territory.

Stunned and saddened by Trish Keenan’s untimely passing, but glad I got to see Broadcast while she was still with us. avclub.com/articles/rip-t…

The family sitcom that never was (but should have been), circa 2003: flic.kr/p/9a8iP6

I remember a particular C&H strip that I loved which used snowmen in a satire of the supposed boundary between “high” and “low” art. I have the complete collection but have never been able to find it. If this search engine is comprehensive, then my memory is disappointingly defective.

I wish I could find a way to adequately express how awesome and important Don Hertzfeldt is.

I’m really looking forward to this. I played the hell out of YDKJ in the late ’90s and it’s only improved with age. I do wish they could have kept doing the web version with weekly episodes and daily Dis or Dats, and I’m surprised the new version won’t be available on iOS. But whatever, I’m glad it’s back. Oh, and see if you can beat my $19,889 score on the sample game. :)

Subject matter wise, this is timely for me, but I think I’d have found it just as affecting even if that weren’t the case. Wonderful textures, beautifully told story.

Whoa, one of Philly’s best bands, the long-dormant Technician, stirs! Fingers crossed for a new record and some shows. mysp.ac/fMRjGA

Sigh.

In a career like this, it’s interesting to try to pinpoint the moment when the question changes from "How can I keep doing stuff I love to do?" to "How can I keep people paying attention to me?"

As always, this is essential year-end viewing.

I wonder if the world record fingernail guy has a personality as off-putting as this woman. Like, maybe it’s the inevitable consequence of crippling yourself for financial gain.

Oh man. A free four-song live EP from my favorite band, Low, in a Dutch church with an effing choir. Goosebumps. chairkickers.com/live-at-eindhove…

For months, Ms. Rodriguez was unable to get much traction with any of the law enforcement entities she had called as she coped with Mr. Borker’s verbal and written attacks. Now, there seems to be a competition to punish him.

The lesson here? If you want shit to get done, get the press involved.

No need to click through. Just check out the abstract.

My @studiomates have outdone themselves for the holidays. Fantastic decorations! flickr.com/photos/oakmade/set… Custom stockings! flickr.com/photos/oakmade/set…

Looks like I’ll be gearing up for another road trip.

The song is bland as hell, but the video is really, really well done.

A thousand times, yeesh.

I am so confused. How/why did this happen? Who the fuck are those three doofuses that keep popping up?

My former roommate. He knew that my bedroom door couldn’t fully close and had to be wedged into the frame. So, every morning around 6:30, he would run down the hall full steam and throw all of his weight against the door to open it. Then he would stand on my chest and yell in my face until I fed him. Sometimes he would land on my stomach when he jumped up on the bed—it… See more →

My inner ten-year-old’s brain just exploded.

Good luck with that.

I would have omitted the Misfits logo, made the eyes completely black, and dialed the date back thirty years, but still, this is pretty rad.