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Daily haiku

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Arcanum

PhD thesis
steeped in baffling arcana
and fudge recipes

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Faineant

a comfy sofa
couldn’t sate his faineance
but sleeping pills could

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Zeitgeist

The War on Terror
is more than merely zeitgeist
it’s a board game, too

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Bouleversement

many a person’s
life-changing bouleversement
was caused by Six Flags

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Mendacious

I’m not mendacious
women dig my honesty
and my flying car

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Pronunciamento

drunken best man speech
a pronunciamento
of distaste for peas

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Factotum

my new factotum
didn’t expect to be asked
to embalm my dad

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Noisome

I’m just eating lunch
if you find me so noisome
don’t come to IHOP

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Panacea

unsurprisingly
Steven’s “great panacea
was made of feathers

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Intrepid

you’re very quiet
for such an intrepid soul
is it all that gauze?

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Recreant

for your recreance
I must take drastic measures
no Cheetos for you

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Varicolored

a prismatic meal
even more varicolored
on its way back out

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Potboiler

no more potboilers
give me quality writers
like, you know, Dan Brown

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Ne Plus Ultra

the ne plus ultra
of my indecisiveness
to be determined

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Ignoble

this vase is priceless
but is it so ignoble
to drink Schlitz from it?

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Roue

tell that old roue
to steer clear of my daughter
or he’ll catch her crabs

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Impassible

impassible dad
con: cannot say “I love you”
pro: show and tell gold

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Plangent

amidst plangent wails
roses rained on the casket
next time, get a tent

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Cozen

to cozen a friend
is the mark of a scoundrel
so is a big S

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Supine

please bear this in mind
while petting my supine cat:
he’s not for eating

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Censure

our faces were red
when the stern censure came down
from the Navajos

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Yeasty

his fond memories
of that untamed, yeasty minx
eclipsed the herpes

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Cudgel

armed with intellect
I’ll cudgel you with knowledge
or this table leg

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Foofaraw

I bought you a yacht
so what’s all this foofaraw
about back taxes?

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Imprecation

imprecated by
a sullen Pat Robertson
Tina was unphased

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Eddy

his best dreams found him
swallowed up by the eddies
in a grand spittoon

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Sunder

in its final month
Dinah’s book club was sundered
by Ayn Rand herself

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Interregnum

the interregnum
between their hall monitors
was uneventful

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Punctilio

oblivious to
Wimbledon’s punctilios
Steve wore body paint

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Favonian

as we lie longing
for a favonian breeze
the seagulls take aim

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Exegesis

his exegesis
of Puff the Magic Dragon
earned him detention

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Nascent

some opponents of
my nascent “daycare service”
didn’t like my van

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Daedal

preoccupied by
the room’s daedal wallpaper
we soon starved to death

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Luminary

my esteemed colleague
a luminary poet
finds your hat vulgar

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Superfluous

when the prom blacked out
her superfluous hairspray
would light our way out

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Confluence

the Pontiff panicked
swept up in a confluence
of unwed mothers

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Stolid

we remained stolid
Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
did not interest us

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Paterfamilas

sainted Uncle Stu
our paterfamilias
has never been kissed

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Succor

when the business failed
he was succored by his dreams
of a vengeful god

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Aubade

woken by the dawn
she traced a tender aubade
in last night’s dinner

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Paragon

Pál of Hungary
paragon of glass eaters
choked on his danish

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Digerati

after his kids were
trampled by digerati
he stopped reading Wired

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Sub Rosa

though they were siblings
their sub rosa love affair
made their parents proud

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Sacrosanct

my carny contract
which I thought was sacrosanct
turned out not to be

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Hale

hale and full of pep
we sprung from the hospital
with morphine to sell

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Paladin

Richie, best known as
a paladin of Denny’s
gets in lots of fights

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Carapace

Sarge earned our respect
with his combat carapace
made of children’s teeth

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Tmesis

the Tmesis Titan’s
archenemy Compound Creep
secretly loved him

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Voluptuary

when did you become
such a voluptuary
to scorn Top Ramen?

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Sylvan

my sylvan retreat
was rudely interrupted
by the Oakland A’s

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