Steven Spielberg
Creator archive / 16 posts

Twilight Zone: The Movie
Pretty incredible that the dark cloud hanging over John Landis’s segment (two kids paid under the table to work in illegal conditions were killed during production, as was the star) isn’t the most unwatchable thing in this movie. That would be the insufferably saccharine Steven Spielberg bit that follows it. George Miller and Joe Dante make valiant attempts to right the ship, but their parts still aren’t good enough to justify the whole, and the… See more →
Robtober 2023
A month’s worth of movies to help you stay awake
Every October, I put together a big schedule of horror films to watch, focusing mostly on ones I haven’t seen before. The schedule, a mix of theatrical screenings and home viewings, is published for posterity and for the sake of anyone who might like to join me.
I’ll often use this month as an opportunity to catch up on a franchise, and this year, for reasons surpassing understanding, the new, tenth installment of the Saw… See more →

Catch Me If You Can

Minority Report

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Mostly on the stupid side of silly, but it still beats Temple of Doom.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Jaws
For the second feature of a 28-year-old filmmaker, Jaws is an incredibly assured effort, and still every bit as terrifying as it was 40 years ago.
Robtober 2016
A month’s worth of movies to help you stay awake
Every October, I put together a sizable schedule of horror/thriller/exploitation films, most of which I haven’t seen before. Dates and times (subject to change) are listed for any friends who want to join me. Also available as a handy Google calendar!
Don't Breathe
Three delinquents break into the house of a war veteran who is blind to steal his money. However, they discover that the man is not as defenseless as… See more →

The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park

The Adventures of Tintin
Consumption: May 2008
Ode to a Town Best Forgotten
Montana and Wyoming are not unattractive states, but as the mountains flattened out to hills flattened out to farms, the scenery was getting tiresome. It rained all day, at times hard enough to completely obscure the tiresome scenery, not to mention the unlit motorists with whom we were sharing I-90. So pretty much everything about the drive made us look forward to ending it. We did so upon arriving at Gillette, Wyoming, where we chose… See more →
Consumption: July 2005
On the Web
- Guitar Shred Show: Learn the way of the exploding solo and become the shredder you have always dreamed of being!
- Picnic Mtn. Book 1: Thirty-two pages of perplexingly hilarious comics for $5.00.
- Live: Shellac: I have passed up a few opportunities to see Shellac. I am stupid.
- The Bearskinrug Store: Kevin Cornell is now selling prints and posters. Buy now—this stuff is gonna go fast!
- Glyphs: Dave Shea examines the awesome power… See more →