May 2021
Month archive / 29 posts

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains

The Martian
self-driving car = faster horse
“Every family has its own trampoline. Meanwhile, the playground round the corner falls apart quietly.” earthbound.report/2021/04/08/eve…

Patriot Games
Whatever terrorist school this useless IRA crew graduated from should lose its accreditation.
A very special thanks to @Smomotion, whose 🔥 cameo was my secret weapon in the second round!
I encourage you to watch all the amazing performances in last night’s @usairguitar Eastern Online Regional, but if you want to skip ahead to mine, they’re at 00:32:25 and 02:14:41. twitch.tv/videos/1032007…
A great long read from @MrDanZak on the unfunny joke that is the Maricopa County election audit. washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2021…
I’m pleased to announce that Skinemax had a very good night last night. Next stop: @usairguitar National Finals!
2021 US Air Guitar Eastern Online Regional
If the idea of an air guitar competition sounds painfully stupid to you, be advised that this is my 26th time competing, so at least it’ll be very competent painful stupidity. twitter.com/robweychert/st…

Also
If you’ve always wanted to see an air guitar competition but couldn’t be bothered to get off your couch, this is your moment. twitter.com/robweychert/st…
Please join my alter ego Skinemax as he performs in the @usairguitar Eastern Online Regional competition Saturday at 8pm ET! twitch.tv/usairguitar

Philly D.A.

Look, I didn’t spend all this time making a suit out of human skin for you NOT to watch me play air guitar in it. So please join my alter ego Skinemax on Saturday at 8pm ET, when he will be performing in the @usairguitar Eastern Online Regional competition! Tune in at twitch.tv/usairguitar

Training Day

Flashdance

About Endlessness
Woke up with the YMCA song in my head, except it’s “Clown NDA.” 🤷🏻♂️

G_d’s Pee at State’s End!

Lady Macbeth

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

Fear

Second shot got!

Mystic Pizza
