July 2015
Month archive / 37 posts
The original Penn Station being replaced by the joyless fecal dungeon we use today is NYC’s most shameful moment. twitter.com/NYTransitMuseu…
Portland! Come see me compete in the @usairguitar National Finals at the Hawthorne Theatre on August 8th! cascadetickets.com/event/?perform…

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
After doing a rough data analysis of my music taste’s ethnic and gender diversity, I realized @chloeweil could’ve done much more with it. :(
Fixed an error:
80% all white,
80% all male,
64% all white and all male,
4% neither all white nor all male.

The Ark Work

It Follows

Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit

Fantasy Empire

Asunder, Sweet and Other Distress

From Beyond
The 100 artists I listened to most in the last 10 years are:
80% all white,
80% all male,
68% all white and all male.
Gotta fix that.

They were on sale. I am officially spending too much time with @aYo_MattBurns.
Today I learned that the “Hangar 18” intro recycles the chord progression from the “Call of Ktulu” intro, and all the world is new again.

Apple, stop trolling.
Important information for your Monday: My chest and abdominal hair grows back at a much faster rate than I expected.
My new air guitar persona, Friend Zone, led a few fans to make me aware of this amazing animation by @bombsfall: vimeo.com/64941331
Last night was one for the books. I’m proud to share the @usairguitar Eastern Conference Champion title with The Airtiste (@JeffreyLStiles)!
2015 US Air Guitar Eastern Conference Finals
NYC! My new persona debuts at the @usairguitar Eastern Conference Finals on Saturday. Recommended if you like fun. boweryballroom.com/event/901373-u…
Today I saw a cop use a turn signal, and suddenly I’m much less dismissive of Sasquatch sightings.

#COUCHTO5K COMPLETE /cc @bigmediumjosh
“The End of Capitalism Has Begun” by @paulmasonnews is by far the most thought-provoking thing I’ve read this summer. theguardian.com/books/2015/jul…
My seat mate is narrating this bus trip, a few syllables at a time.
“Bus is full!”
“Time to go!”
“It’s raining!”
“Subway [sandwich shop]!”
There is no problem an ice cream sandwich can’t solve. Ice Cream Sandwich 2016.
A belated congratulations to The Dreamcrusher, Leonitis, and Rockstache, who advanced at Philly’s @usairguitar qualifier on Friday!
A minor injury sidelined me for a week, but today I picked up where I left off in my final week of #CouchTo5K! /cc @bigmediumjosh

Dude Bro Party Massacre III
My first @lyft ride yesterday. Destination was a major intersection. Driver asked me to spell it, and was unaware of major construction. 😕
As I exit the train station and enter Philadelphia, the shuffle serves this up on my headphones. youtu.be/IrFzvCHihdE
Two shows at Barclays Center tonight. All of Brooklyn’s car traffic is in the neighborhood, sounding off. @KevinHart4real, you owe me a beer
Flatbush, Atlantic, Pacific, Dean, Bergen, St Marks, Warren, Baltic, Butler, Douglass, Degraw, Sackett, Union, President, Carroll.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and Assuring Us That They Are Geniuses and Really How Dare Anyone Suggest That They Are Not Above Criticism
Wide awake. Two insanely loud booms on my block. The cops say they were fireworks. So, what, unexploded recreational ordnance? Fucking hell.
Philly! I’m hosting the @usairguitar Qualifier at @johnnybrendas on 7/10!
Spectate: johnnybrendas.com/event/869529-u…
Compete: eventbrite.com/e/us-air-guita…