The Left Behind trilogy has begun. Tell my wife I love her.

Forty-seven minutes into the first movie, @iamrumz and I have begun work on our Left Behind erotic fan fiction.

Left Behind has me excited about the rapture. Israel and Palestine hug it out, sanctimonious Christians are gone, overpopulation is solved.

Holy shit, Jason Jones cameo in Left Behind II: Tribulation Force!

The drinking game @iamrumz and I have devised for the Left Behind trilogy is a little too perfect. hiccup

“Anything with more action than people talking about God I would be totally into right now.” – @iamrumz #LeftBehindTrilogy

Left Behind III: World at War. Our only hope for redemption is the inclusion of Joanna Kerns, Alan Thicke, Tracy Gold, and Jeremy Miiller.

Left Behind III is in HD on Netflix, so we can finally see everyone’s pores.