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August 2005

Month archive / 33 posts

Consumption: August 2005

On the Web
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Venial

of your convictions
the most venial is murder?
well, I’m sold; you’re hired!

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Evanescent

in dawn’s velvet glow
she appeared evanescent
from the cholera

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Unctuous

from within the van
an unctuous grin awaits
his teen daughter’s friends

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Bagatelle

losing your wallet
is but a mere bagatelle
when you are on fire

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Hollowed-Out Human Head

Last week, the complete sixth season of “The Simpsons” was released on DVD. According to many geeks—myself included—this is possibly the single greatest season of the single greatest television program ever broadcast, so my anticipation for its release was tremendous.

Previous “Simpsons” DVD releases have taught me to expect certain shortcomings (usually dumbfounding interactive menu decisions, including custom animations that delay response time by minutes), but they never fail to deliver superbly in the most… See more →

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Peccadillo

the bloody crime was
declared a peccadillo
since it looked so cool

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Expatiate

at my summer home
ghosts expatiate the grounds
shilling Weight Watchers

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Tyro

he confessed he was
a tyro plastic surgeon
but it was too late

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Schadenfreude

your homemade fireworks
your emergency room bills
my Schadenfreude

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Message in a Box: The Complete Recordings album cover

Message in a Box: The Complete Recordings

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Ephemeral

important lesson
women are ephemeral
LARP is forever

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Parley

successful parley
between Lucifer and God
bankrupted Slayer

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First Love, Last Rites album cover

First Love, Last Rites

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Dilatory

I will get to this
dilatory-themed haiku
just a bit later

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Numinous

a numinous sigh
as Christ turns water to beer
for some local teens

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Chicago

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Enmity

a block of C4
expresses his enmity
for Radio Shack

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The Homer

I’m not usually so into web memes (though I’ll confess I was a sucker for that musical baton), and I’m even less into cars, so when this “What if you could have a free automobile of your choice?” thing crossed my inbox the other day, I glazed over it initially. I’d be remiss to disappoint my favorite Texan, though, so I thought about it and decided that my car would have to be a Homer.… See more →

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Blackwater Park album cover

Blackwater Park

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Ubiquitous

birds patrol the skies
bloodthirsty, ubiquitous
searching for Timmy

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The Morning After

I currently have the good fortune to be working on a project in the service of Her Royal Majesty Heavy Metal Music, who just happens to have been my first love. I’ve done work for Her before, but most of it—from junior high notebook adornments to silkscreened gig posters—has been essentially pro bono. Now that She is a legitimate client, with a statement of work, a schedule, and a budget, I’m reminded of something I… See more →

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Nugatory

do not pester me
with nugatory concerns
that lye won’t kill you

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Sojourn

he has made progress
but is still known to sojourn
under my son’s bed

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Captious

he will not fall prey
to her captious reasoning
the sweatpants stay on

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Somniferous

I am nu-metal!
quake in terror before my
somniferous roar

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Selections from Europe 2005 album cover

Selections from Europe 2005

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Killing Joke album cover

Killing Joke

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Beholden

beholden to none
my immense riches will not
pay for thank you notes

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Parsimonious

who among you is
the most parsimonious?
the first to starve wins

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Affable

completely smitten
with his affable nature
we robbed her dad blind

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Zeitgeist

late for the Zeitgeist
his sandwich board gravely warned
of the Red Menace

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Circumlocution

circumlocution
is an impossible stunt
within a haiku

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